SQOTD

Squink: Mama, to find Jesus... You have to follow the sun.

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Squink: Mama, there are sure a lot of white cars out there.

Me: I suppose there are.

Squink: Why do people buy so many white cars?

SQOTD

Squink: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11... 98, 99, 100, 1,000,000!
Mama, I counted to a million!

Me: You missed a few numbers there Squink.

Squink: No, I didn't!

An international whosiwhatsit?

SQOTD

Squink: Mama, can I help you get rocks out of your lard?

Me: Uhm, what?

Squink: Can I help you get rocks out of your lard?

Me: So, how do you do that?

Squink: You take rocks away from where plants grow so they grow better.

Me: Oh, you want to help get rocks out of our yard!

Squink: Yes, I want to help you get rocks out of your lard!